It's another days off and I still can't make cookies =(
I was going to feed you with some news also, but unfortunately I...forgot what I was going to post here. Yikes!
But I can give you a picture with my lunch (food again), it's sort of significant, because it has a bacon stripe. My mom suggested me - just to slice pork, next time she buys it - she said it would be just as bacon...
Picture is not beautiful and appetizing (especially coz I placed a Nutella-left overs sandwich), but you need to know that we do have bacon. It's too salty I think, and turkey bacon is better anyway...
So, it's good American coffee(Texas Blend), egg, bacon, Nutella + Russian chocolate paste. In front of computer. That's what teenagers do (at least in summer) - eat their meals with internet.
Well, I also found some funny joke (for Russians at least) that I translated for you, maybe you will enjoy it, since I didn't post anything good anyways. I understand though, that our senses of humor a lot more different, oh well - just see, it makes us smile =)
68F - Greeks put on sweaters
60F - Hawaiians turn on the heaters
50F - Americans are shaking. Russians plant cucumbers in the vegetable garden
41F - You can see your breath. Italian cars do not start. Russians low their car windows
32F - In America water freezes, in Russia the water thickens
23F - French cars do not start
14F - Cat insists to sleep on your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters
0F - People in New York turn on the heaters. Russians last time in the season go to the picnic
-5F - American cars do not start
-13F - German cars do not start. Hawaiians are dead
-22F - Politicians begin to talk about homeless
-31F - Too cold to think. Japanese cars do not start
-40F - Swedish cars do not start. Public transportation in Europe is not functioning. Russians are eating ice cream on the streets
-50F - Greeks are dead. Politicians actually do something for homeless. People in Alaska close their windows in the bathroom.
-58F - Finnish special forces evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians put on their famous giant fur hats.
-175F - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Russians are in a bed mood.
-459F - Zero. Atomic motion stops. Russians curse that it's cold.
-500F - The Russian national soccer team becomes the champion of the world.
By the way it was 50F yesterday
I was going to feed you with some news also, but unfortunately I...forgot what I was going to post here. Yikes!
But I can give you a picture with my lunch (food again), it's sort of significant, because it has a bacon stripe. My mom suggested me - just to slice pork, next time she buys it - she said it would be just as bacon...
Picture is not beautiful and appetizing (especially coz I placed a Nutella-left overs sandwich), but you need to know that we do have bacon. It's too salty I think, and turkey bacon is better anyway...
So, it's good American coffee(Texas Blend), egg, bacon, Nutella + Russian chocolate paste. In front of computer. That's what teenagers do (at least in summer) - eat their meals with internet.
Well, I also found some funny joke (for Russians at least) that I translated for you, maybe you will enjoy it, since I didn't post anything good anyways. I understand though, that our senses of humor a lot more different, oh well - just see, it makes us smile =)
68F - Greeks put on sweaters
60F - Hawaiians turn on the heaters
50F - Americans are shaking. Russians plant cucumbers in the vegetable garden
41F - You can see your breath. Italian cars do not start. Russians low their car windows
32F - In America water freezes, in Russia the water thickens
23F - French cars do not start
14F - Cat insists to sleep on your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters
0F - People in New York turn on the heaters. Russians last time in the season go to the picnic
-5F - American cars do not start
-13F - German cars do not start. Hawaiians are dead
-22F - Politicians begin to talk about homeless
-31F - Too cold to think. Japanese cars do not start
-40F - Swedish cars do not start. Public transportation in Europe is not functioning. Russians are eating ice cream on the streets
-50F - Greeks are dead. Politicians actually do something for homeless. People in Alaska close their windows in the bathroom.
-58F - Finnish special forces evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians put on their famous giant fur hats.
-175F - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Russians are in a bed mood.
-459F - Zero. Atomic motion stops. Russians curse that it's cold.
-500F - The Russian national soccer team becomes the champion of the world.
By the way it was 50F yesterday
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